Dusk Valley Swap Meet

A belligerent crawly that keeps showing up in your pocket

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An aromatic root wondering why you wear so many clothes

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A shimmering being of pure energy that thinks you’re cute

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A blind officiant asking the blood god to bless this union

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A lucky totem saying you need her more than you think

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A saltwater oracle explaining you must make the first cut

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An intimidating terramancer wondering why anybody would want to be called a hero

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A forest spirit that wants to play you its new electronic album

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A wealthy fashionista who's mortified by your choices

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A delighted drifter asking if you have any good stories for trade

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An emotional sorceress hoping her letter will make you see how much see misses you

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A frugal gardener who’s worried how these newfangled laws will affect his children

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A crabby homunculus who'll tell you exactly how you're wrong.

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An aspiring hero saying you can stop worrying, she's here

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A persuasive merchant arguing for your execution

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A fashionable pirate saying the dragon is just misunderstood

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A playful scavenger that keeps straightening your collar

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A generous mother who just wants someone to play with her children

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A deferential banker who brought their own drink

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An eager bump in the night asking when you got here

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A taciturn cliffside who can carry that for you if you want

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A joyful acquaintance who would love to borrow your ring

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A vainglorious swimmer who will happily pay you in kisses

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A merciless berserker driven insane by the ghosts of those unjustly killed

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A formal antiquarian who'll tell you when she presses record

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A verdant escort that eclipses all doubt

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An uptight bodyguard who wishes someone would ask out her sister

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A chastising tea monger who prescribes her personal blend

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A clammy horticulturalist who didn't ask for your opinion

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A super chill party boy who might have taken too much

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An agitated teen looking for his little sister

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A pleasant traveler who would love to bum a smoke

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A frost-breathed newborn who wants his turn

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An interdimensional seraph who could really use a place to crash

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A fussy empress who'll just take the peaches, thank you.

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A rambunctious pet who wants the good snacks

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A brooding model you can wait with if you want

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A ticklish idea dying to be shared

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An earth golem who just wants to be comfortable

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A demon lord who brought beer

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A resigned goddess who would like to hear about your favorite book

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A mineral deposit who wishes you would keep it down

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A well-dressed critic who would like to see the other rooms

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A nonviolent warden who's ready for a promotion

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A troubled listener who'll probably go home soon

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A childlike monk wondering where you learned to dance like that

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A shy collector who could use some directions

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An adorable automaton who would like to be carried, please

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A divine assassin who can't be bought

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A sprightly engineer who's ready for lunch

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A master liturgist with a dozen husbands

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An elegant breakfast companion who has a riddle for you

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A sexy ghost who wants to, like, buy you some tacos

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An irresistible angel who has the perfect song for this

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An erotic sibyl who needs to speak to you alone

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A resolute digger who can't feel his feet

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A snobbish corsair who wants to show you a little something

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A tameless artisan with a relationship problem

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A silent clown who won't stop following you

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A flirtatious daydream explaining why you should be afraid to fall asleep

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A fiery baker who only accepts pie as payment

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A friendly valedictorian who can see why you'd think that

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A burly choreographer who's buying the next round

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A ruthless actor who really thinks you should stay for the second act

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An athletic therapist who understands you're doing your best

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A hungry seafarer who completely forgot she hired these musicians

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A restless artist asking how you like your eggs

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A cautious hiker who'll let you decide which of your memories it devours

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A handsome augur who has always known where you are

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A persistent chirurgeon who won't stop asking questions

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A selfish senator who's the only one that understands

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A slow-talking smoker who's sorry about those other guys — he wants to hear the rest of your story

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A resourceful blacksmith who's almost finished with this

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A rugged princess politely suggesting you stop running

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A combative vegetarian who needs help installing his pool

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A skeptical gladiator asking if you're sure you don't need help

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A brutal sangromancer who will get what she wants

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A deathless warrior who's so flattered, oh my god

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An affectionate carpenter who just needs a moment alone

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An unflappable bartender who has just the thing for you

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An indestructible ceramicist looking for a place of their own

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A tidy mechanic who wants to make sure you like her

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A satisfied stylist who just whatever

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A bloodthirsty poet who doesn't even know you anymore

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An unexpected forager who wants to trade for some food and some company

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A reticent politician who's just saying, damn, you didn't have to say it that way

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A heartsick grandmother who's sure you don't want to hear her spells

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A pretentious champion who's obviously the strongest man you've ever met

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A statuesque lowlife saying don't worry, your friends will find you later

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A teenage cheerleader who's going to fucking kill you

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A tender incarnation who can see you weren't made for this world

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A coy prophet who's an excellent host

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An exhausted god who wants to see your dreams

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An unfriendly art dealer who only talks to buyers with good taste

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A serene inheritor who heard you were talking shit

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A weary believer who wants to be your only boyfriend

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A sadistic hunter who says you can hire whoever you want — as long as you don't mind winding up dead

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A piece of lint that wants to go back to what it was

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A discouraged friend who's lying when they say they're happy for you

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An amused vendor who thinks if you want to make the wrong decision that's your business

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